EarthBound. Great game. You get to name the characters anything you want to, within a letter range, of course. I named the main character Jesus:
You don't understand my calling, Mum!
He's a little young to be partaking of his own flesh, I should think.
"I've had bad experiences with things pokey..."
Priests should just stand outside of churches waiting to say this.
If I can call the dog Hitler, I will.
Jesus loves the cookie!
Hitler and Jesus. Together again.
Yawh on line one.
Next step, lepers.
The bee believes in you Jesus!
Conquering sin is going to require a few level ups.
Confessions ahoy! The messiah's work is never done.
This needs some explaining. You get to pick your favourite food at the start of the game. I picked people, and so that's what Jesus' mother feeds him before bed time. Nutrition.
Only Jesus can use the power of Heaven.
Jesus' name gets him places.
Lay some palms down, bitch!